My country is still original.
What's taking so long?

Probably can’t kill you due to your country being some trash that is out of range…..

Personally I been hitting bots to get civ kills as I am $100m despite PMing millinery to drop NW

Get gooder Empy. Have Josey Wales teach you how to run a country….

Humanitarians block your spies from attacking such a small opponent!

If I were in your shoes right now I would just delete my country to save face.

Bragging that no one can kill you cuz they are out of range is embarrassing with you being an original country. 90 days worth of turns and under $5m NW? Where did you go wrong?

I haven't played all set. I had surgery. I started but never did anything.

Plus I'm not bragging, in asking why it's taking so long. Very different.

If I were to brag id say "hahaha you can't kill me, nanananana..."

But I didn't. You're acting narcissistic

https://youtube.com/shorts/lIXWvLZbQq0


Superfly caught on camera in the wild

Asked and answered. Your Country is unkillable due to its tiny NW and no one in Mercs wanted to delete to start over at 4,447 NW to hit you.

Btw I hope your penis reduction surgery went well….

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I’m glad everything worked out well for you. Good to see you back

Bro you lost every war you been involved in, be thankful your country is so trash it cant be hit and you might finish with an OG, first time in how many sets?

ps. bonus.

Empty,

Never adding anything of value to any conversations.

And now..

Never adding anything of value to his group. Imagine finishing behind a bot.

Okay

Was wondering when you'd crawl out of your hole. You're as much a doctor as you are decent.

*looks at your profile*

Your profile looks like Blackhole’s profile. So much red.

damn who let the Doctor cook?

Doctor Phil made me open his profile out of curiosity.

Out of the last 9 sets Empy played in alliance

-He finished above $10mil NW only ONCE
-4 sets he didn’t even finish above $1 mil
-the most acres he’s ever had is 37k (LOL)
-couldn’t get more than 10k acres for 6 sets

Really, look at his profile. It’s about as low-effort as it comes.

High-effort trash talk though, I’ll give him that.

Damn even his express and coop stats are sad.

His Team stats don’t count as we have killed him 2-4 times every set since he joined that server lol

Don’t be fooled by Empty’s charade.

He’s too busy running his mouth instead of turns. He was gloating and bragging about still being alive in a discord channel. And then he comes here and pretends and claims he’s not bragging and gloating while calling others “narcissistic”.

Then wonders why he gets wrecked every set. Him and Blackhole take different roads to achieve the same end result (look at their profiles, it looks similar).

Misses Doctor Phil under trumps new executive order you have to quit pretending to be a man or else move to Canada to do that until we invade Canada next month because of superfly being harbored by the Canadian government similar to bin laden and the Taliban in the early 2000’s in aghanistan but after we conquer Canada your getting deported to Russia Siberia

*throws a handful of punctuation at Cathankins*

Did you give him Oxford comas or Shatner comas?

What in the name of God didst thou claim of me, thou miserable wretch? I must inform thee that I am a knight of unsurpassed valor and I have many a time participated in raids against the Viking rebels and have assuredly slain thirtyscore of them. I have trained in the art of simian warfare and none can challenge my skills of archery. Thou art nought in my eyes but another target. I shall exterminate thee with such accuracy that has never before been seen upon this mortal plane, hear me now. Didst thou truly believe thou couldst slander me so upon the tapestry? Reconsider your position, fool. As I write this, I am in the process of contacting my network of assassins across the land of England and they are tracking your movements at this instant, so thou would be wise to prepare thyself for the coming storm. The storm that destroys the unfortunate object you refer to as your country. Thou art assuredly deceased, knave. I can appear at any location and at any time, and can end thy life in seventyscore ways, and that be only when using my bare hands. But I am not solely skilled in fisticuffs; I also posess access to the entirety of Duke William's armory and I will make full use of it when banishing your body from the entirety of earth empires. Thou scoundrel, perhaps hadst thou known what apocalyptic vengeance thy "clever" jests were to bring upon thee thou wouldst have held thy tongue. But thou couldst not, nor did not, and now thou art paying the due price of thy actions, fool. I shall defecate fury upon thee and thou shall flounder within it. Thou art truly smote, knave.

Apparently he received no comas at all.

Edit: Nevermind, I saw a coma.

What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.