THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! HAS REVIEWED ALL COUNTRIES FOR RECRUITMENT AND DEEMED NON OF YOU WORTHY TO JOIN US. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

(IF YOU FEEL WE MAY HAVE MADE A MISTAKE IN OUR DRUNKEN EFFORTS PLEASE CONTACT ME)

SAM TOLD ME DIFFERENT IN THE PAST!

WE ARE AMAZED AT HOW MANY OF YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE DESERVING OF JOIN US, WE (I) MAY HAVE MADE A MISTAKE , SEEING HOW I WAS DRUNK, AND TO LAZY TO ACTUALLY REVIEW, ALL (ANY) OF YOU. IT HAS BEEN DETERMINED THAT WE WILL HAVE A OPEN RECRUITMENT FOR THIS SET ONLY.

THINGS THAT, THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! CAN OFFER YOU...

1. THE ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY 0
2. PLAYTIME WITH THE INFINITE MONKEYS.
3. BACON
4. A ADVANCE COPY OF SAMS' AUTOBIOGRAPHY " EARLY BOOMER"
5. MAKE WHAT EVER YOU SAY SOUND COOL, BUY TEACHING YOU THE FONT OF POWER
6. MANY OTHER SECRET THING THAT MAY NOT BE DISCUSSED HERE.

I'm not worthy?

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YOUR LACK OF LETTERS OF POWER SHOULD SELF-ANSWER YOUR QUESTION!