As you can see, with our stellar netgaining prowess they are coming in droves. "They only joined because they want to kill everyone who killed SF" you say? Irrelevant. Conjecture. Debatable. Hurtful. Depression. Crying. 100% Asian.

They are now part of THE netgaining alliance that holds the world record. They are steadily making a case for being part of the best warring alliance......post Clan-GDI rule.

Are you sick of being told what to do by virgins? Is your declare war button broke? Do you like having spies, even if they can't harm anyone anymore? Do you care more for the hilarity of the trash talk? Do you enjoy the endless public ridiculing of the opponent? Do you want to play with leadership who the admins ignore? Are you interested in learning how to beat the game, like really easily? Do you want to play with people who have no clear plan and wing it on a daily basis? Do you think IKEA sucks?

If any of these apply to you, let me tell you about a rare opportunity. For just the cost of a DM or two, you too can be a part of making history.

CNB
Never Been The Aggressor
Kissed a girl before
Chants at night in dark places

I support this recruitment message!

I would like to join, but I don't know what a DM means.

I think DM is digital money. Just PayPal or Venmo him some currency and you are good to go

eek, I'm a little low after venmo-ing Sui's mom. Can I borrow some money?

hmm no DMs so far, I guess everybody loves IKEA in here.

Nevertheless, destiny is all.

nobody actually likes IKEA, they just like to go there for the hot dogs and meatballs.

I think its just that half the server already joined lol.

half!

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