Originally
posted by
archaic:
After a nefarious 4 month long spamming campaign Mobzta has usurped Marshal as the top poster on AT, ruining Marshals reputation as the top non-nefarious spammer on AT. This is an outrage, I move to have Mobz declared problematic and stoned immediately. Whats more, this heinous offense has detracted from Mrfords own legitimate campaign of non-nefarious spamming to overcome Marshals previously deemed insurmountable non-nefarious spam posting title.
On behalf of the AT community, I demand action. The Mobzta menace must be put down, AT dignity must be restored - Marshals honor must be . . . well, OK thats a bit far I guess - but dammit AT, this must be dealt with.
Archaic,
Not authorized to use words of power.
Official AT post-count front page spokescreature.
You say this as if this were a great loss