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THE BACON

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Jul 28th 2023, 11:56:46

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Tax rate should always be 0% ..... Cuz Jayr

#neverforget

THE BACON

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Jul 15th 2023, 12:29:12

Originally posted by Doug:

Originally posted by Lord Milk:

for the record i don't care if you diddle crocodiles while fornicating with baboons in the pale moonlight of the sahara while riding naked and bareback on an indian elephant in morocco none of that is relevant f your gay trans straight asian white black blue diseased disabled or just stupid its the fluffing internet everybody check your ego and quit throwing your existensial fluffs around and tell someone your gonna kill their country or go back to your cave and draw on the walls!!

ROFL!!! He said diddle… ☠️

Diddle crocodiles 🤣

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Apr 9th 2023, 16:41:29

Did I hear "food"?

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Apr 9th 2023, 16:40:42

Originally posted by God:

I can confirm that evolution should be banned. I did not write it in the Bible, well, I didn't write the Bible either, but you get my point.

Who are you?
Because I am the greatest thing ever.

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Apr 8th 2023, 22:08:19

Originally posted by Joe:

Originally posted by Link:

its a top 3 pizza topping too lol

You ever a 3x bacon crumble pizza? Its amazing

I have. 🥓

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Apr 8th 2023, 22:07:58

Originally posted by Joe:

Originally posted by HH:

Joe, the pelvic thrust guy

Its what I do.

You thrust. I slap. 🥓

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Apr 8th 2023, 15:50:50

Originally posted by nuget:

i don't care about the bacon ... im a nugget

NO. YOU HAVE 1 G.
FAKE MEAT.

THE BACON

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Apr 8th 2023, 15:49:36

I AM THE BACON! THE GREATEST THING HERE.
BETTER THAN ANY MEAT COMBINED.

THE BACON

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Apr 8th 2023, 3:11:23

BACON COVERS COAL. SO COAL SUCKS.
I AM THE BACON!

THE BACON

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Apr 8th 2023, 3:10:08

Originally posted by mdevol:

I'm having fun, and LaF isn't netting. I win.

I've got to dust off the walling bot too. So a double win in my book.

NO YOU ARE NOT! YOU AREN'T THE BACON!

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Apr 8th 2023, 1:42:03

I AM THE BACON! I AM THE GREATEST CHARACTER ON THESE BOARDS! I AM BETTER THAN THE TOMATO AND THE LETTUCE COMBINED!

THE BACON

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Aug 16th 2020, 4:31:20

Originally posted by Bug:

Bacon, you pushing for a ban?

I DON'T PUSH FOR BANS. I PERSUADE YOU TO TRY ONE.
2020 HERE WE ARE . WHO AM I?

I AM NOT SCARED OF NO BAN. BRING IT BUG!

THE BACON

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Aug 16th 2020, 4:28:46

Originally posted by Man Bun:

Bacon ipsum dolor amet pancetta capicola biltong pork meatloaf pork loin tri-tip. Strip steak flank pork, ball tip shankle pig pork chop swine chicken salami fatback pork belly venison. Short ribs ball tip tri-tip shank, jowl short loin pork chop. Frankfurter ham ham hock tenderloin, cupim alcatra ribeye drumstick fatback landjaeger. Meatball shankle boudin, tail t-bone shoulder sirloin.

Meatloaf brisket beef salami short loin, kevin ham hock ham burgdoggen shoulder filet mignon pancetta. Bresaola pork loin kevin rump flank beef ribs cow venison alcatra beef brisket. Beef meatball corned beef cow, biltong beef ribs pork pork belly pig jerky strip steak boudin tri-tip kielbasa turducken. Beef fatback flank pork chop shankle andouille prosciutto t-bone burgdoggen brisket beef ribs tongue.

CLEARLY BETTER THAN SOME ROUND THING ON THE TOP OF A MAN'S HEAD. THE ONLY ROUND THING ON A MAN SHOULD BE THE FOLLOWING: ELBOW, HEAD, KNEE CAPS, SHOULDER JOINTS, EYEBALLS. WE WILL CONSIDER LIPS IF YOU ATTEMPT FISH LIPS FOR SELFIES. THUS AT THAT POINT, WE TAKE AWAY YOUR MAN CARD. THE BUN ALONE IS IFFY ANYHOW ABOUT YOU KEEPING THAT MAN CARD. CURRENTLY, WE AT BACON INDUSTRIE WILL LET IT FLY. BUT KEEP THAT HAIR CONTAINED. ALL.THE.HAIR. INCLUDING THE OTHER HAIR.
AND THE 2 BALL SACS.

THE BACON

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Aug 16th 2020, 1:41:11

WE WOULD LIKE TO ANSWER PLEASE:

SCODE (notice no little i?) LIKES TO TAKE IT THE BUTT?

THE BACON

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Aug 16th 2020, 1:33:50

K (insert some odd name here)
WHO WANTS TO BE NEXT TONIGHT IN THE REVEAL????

Edited By: galleri on Aug 16th 2020, 1:39:17. Reason: idk ....... people ask me fix things?

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Aug 15th 2020, 20:30:41

Originally posted by Gunner:

Don't get greedy, or it'll come back to bite you.

DON'T TEMPT US ON THE FORUM WITH A GOOD TIME.

REPORTED

THE BACON

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Aug 15th 2020, 20:18:58

SERVANT NEVER HAD AN ISSUE PAYING PREMIUM IN THE MASSAGE PARLOUR. NOT SURE WHY A TEXT BASED GAME IS BEATING HIM?

THE BACON

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Aug 15th 2020, 20:17:22

REALMAN CLAN SONG.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IslF_EyhMzg

THE BACON

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Aug 15th 2020, 20:15:20

PROOF!
YOU CAN NEVER GET ASS WITH VIDEOS SUCH AS THIS FOR WARDECS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc

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Aug 15th 2020, 20:08:55

Originally posted by JIM_DANGER:

Originally posted by enshula:

HOW CAN YOU CALL YOURSELF A REAL MAN WHEN YOU DONT EVEN USE THE WORDS OF POWER?

ALSO IS TECH STEALING MANDATORY?

HA! ALAS, YOU HAVE PROBABLY NEVER ATTENDED A DANGER SELF CARE RETREAT. IN BETWEEN PEDICURES AND OATMEAL BATHS, WE BARELY HAVE TIME FOR EXPLOSIONS. THE ONLY THING WE DO IN A MANLY WAY IN DANGER IS THE WAY WE PUSH THE DETONATOR INTO THE C4. WELL, AND OUR LEFT PINKYS TEND TO BE PRETTY BUFF.

JIM_DANGER, SPA DIRECTOR AND KARAOKE COORDINATOR
THE MIGHTY CLAN |DANGER!|*

*a division of Taco-Corp., all rights reserved

THE ONLY EXPLOSIONS YOU ALL HAVE EVER SEEN IS THE ONES THAT COME OUT OF YOUR ASSES. LIKE THE REAL MAN CLAN, DANGER'S LAST PIECE OF ASS WAS WHEN THEIR FINGER WENT THROUGH THE TOILET PAPER AFTER THE EXPLOSION ON THEIR ASSES.

P.S. BACON IS BETTER THAN THE CHEESE AND LETTUCE COMBINED.

THE BACON

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Aug 15th 2020, 3:31:00

And dysentery!

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Aug 15th 2020, 2:40:54

Originally posted by The_Hawk:

I'd like to solve the puzzle.

What is "That last poster was a fluff head for ruining our hangman game"

Also Q...

The correct answer is: "your mom"

THE BACON

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Aug 15th 2020, 1:52:26

Originally posted by iScode:

No P, Z, C

But we do have a H , O and E

_ E _ _ O _ _ H

I also didnt have enough dashes the first time lmao!

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My Noose stage also sucks, bah at least im trying lmao.

Aug 14th 2020, 22:04:26

THIS GUY CLEARLY ALSO HASN'T HAD A PIECE OF ASS SINCE HIS HAND LAST WENT THROUGH THE TOILET PAPER WHILE WIPING.
NOONE GIVES ASS TO A NERD PLAYING HANGMAN ON A FORUM.

THE BACON

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Aug 14th 2020, 22:04:26

THE LAST TIME THESE GUYS HAD A PIECE OF ASS WAS WHEN THEIR HAND WENT THROUGH THE TOILET PAPER WHILE WIPING.

THE BACON

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Jun 23rd 2018, 13:27:35

I AM BETTER THAN COW!

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Jun 22nd 2018, 20:22:26

BACON IS BETTER THAN CHEESE, LETTUCE AND TOMATO COMBINED!
Though lettuce, tomato and me are pretty good.