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Nov 11th 2024, 6:29:07

Originally posted by SakitSaPuwit:
are we playing the quiet game this set?


Shhhhhhhh

You're ruining our quiet.
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Nov 6th 2024, 22:43:32

.
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Nov 4th 2024, 18:19:19

Originally posted by SuperFly:
Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
What did Chevs do to get perma?



If we told you we would all be banned!


If they told you they'd have to ban you.
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Oct 29th 2024, 21:01:03

.
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Oct 21st 2024, 23:28:06

..
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Oct 14th 2024, 2:21:16

.
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Oct 7th 2024, 6:39:19

My poor buildings. :(
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Oct 2nd 2024, 22:56:20

No! Pay us or starve.

-Earth Empires Agricultural Union
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Oct 2nd 2024, 0:15:46

Originally posted by Requiem:
You're a Real Man pally-dan!


I strongly deny this accusation.
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Oct 2nd 2024, 0:14:46

Originally posted by Drow:
Originally posted by paladin:
Originally posted by Drow:
Originally posted by tazbot:
Originally posted by galleri:
Originally posted by Drow:
Originally posted by paladin:
JOIN PDM! YOU CAN WATCH ME FAIL AT NETTING!


That's my job.
(Failing at netting that is)

I thought that was my job. I like a challenge though. Want to compete?


Good luck with that. Pally can fail at netting with his arms closed and an eye tied behind his back. Just don't ask how he manages to do that, he probably doesn't know either


Same way he grabs himself by the scruff of the neck and drags himself out at arm's length


I am a man of bizarre and mostly useless talents.


Of course, it's why we keep you around!
That and the F1 chat :P


And here I thought it was just for the memes I post on discord.
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Sep 30th 2024, 23:05:01

Originally posted by Requiem:
Originally posted by BlueCow:
I was just informed that the banning of chevs is indef. I might need a new home.


Come to NA on the Coop server. This is now where the Real Men play!


The real men, and me for some reason.
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Sep 30th 2024, 22:05:22

Originally posted by Drow:
Originally posted by tazbot:
Originally posted by galleri:
Originally posted by Drow:
Originally posted by paladin:
JOIN PDM! YOU CAN WATCH ME FAIL AT NETTING!


That's my job.
(Failing at netting that is)

I thought that was my job. I like a challenge though. Want to compete?


Good luck with that. Pally can fail at netting with his arms closed and an eye tied behind his back. Just don't ask how he manages to do that, he probably doesn't know either


Same way he grabs himself by the scruff of the neck and drags himself out at arm's length


I am a man of bizarre and mostly useless talents.
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Sep 27th 2024, 15:50:11

Originally posted by tazbot:
Originally posted by galleri:
Originally posted by Drow:
Originally posted by paladin:
JOIN PDM! YOU CAN WATCH ME FAIL AT NETTING!


That's my job.
(Failing at netting that is)

I thought that was my job. I like a challenge though. Want to compete?


Good luck with that. Pally can fail at netting with his arms closed and an eye tied behind his back. Just don't ask how he manages to do that, he probably doesn't know either


*shrugs*
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Sep 25th 2024, 3:07:35

JOIN PDM! YOU CAN WATCH ME FAIL AT NETTING!
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Sep 24th 2024, 4:44:41

Originally posted by Aphrodite777:
Originally posted by galleri:
*Cookie recipes
*A guy named Pony (the hottest club in New Zealand)
*No drama
*Half the time no one talks
*A game mod named galleri who rambles to herself and is impressed someone called her c*** (chic?)
*2 females, see point above this one and then we have RUTHIE!
*A guy that rides a bike named qzjul
*Tertius, gives me great advice at times. He rarely talks in discord :p
*Rossoneri: Guy speaks a lot of Malay. I am never sure what he means....
* We used to have Requiem. But then Zen made him quit and well.... you see how that worked out. Two midgets that drink Truly can never quit.
*Last but not least, Devo. Ummm..... What do I say about him?
*the greatest player ever that hits rank 1 lately....Duff!

Pm Devo on discord or respond here.


Feet pics to get in? :p


Well, that rules me out. Feet are disgusting.
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Sep 16th 2024, 23:06:14

Post
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Sep 15th 2024, 20:23:41

Originally posted by galleri:
This was all galleri


As always.
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Sep 14th 2024, 2:11:35

Post
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Sep 14th 2024, 2:11:30

Post
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Sep 14th 2024, 2:11:21

.
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Sep 9th 2024, 0:00:58

Post
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Sep 4th 2024, 4:11:25

Post
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Sep 1st 2024, 3:31:49

the point of
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Aug 30th 2024, 19:44:05

my mouth and
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Aug 29th 2024, 0:48:58

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Aug 25th 2024, 10:05:16

Originally posted by SakitSaPuwit:
Do i get to throw missiles at randoms?


I thought we all already did that for fluffs and giggles.
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Aug 22nd 2024, 2:49:33

Originally posted by Coalie:
also Congrats to PDM on the LAF tagkill


Wut?
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Aug 21st 2024, 23:28:59

Originally posted by Drow:
Your generals will not let you attack this country so close to the end of the round!


I have a bunch of missiles that I can't use now. :(
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Aug 18th 2024, 17:39:40

Originally posted by SakitSaPuwit:
Originally posted by galleri:
Originally posted by SakitSaPuwit:
Tacos

Hello. Why are you failing at warring SSP?
You started out untagged and on this server with it's current past.....being untagged is risky AF.

.
I don't play well with others. 😁

Besides what's the alternative?
Tree hugging?


Tree hugging is a honest peaceful life.
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Aug 15th 2024, 3:49:54

Originally posted by mrford:
paladin is alive?


Nobody was more surprised by my sudden un-retirement then I was.

Edited By: paladin on Aug 15th 2024, 7:05:58
See Original Post
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Aug 15th 2024, 3:49:03

Originally posted by Red X:
I’m bored. Someone do something interesting.


Don't quit the day job...
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Aug 13th 2024, 8:15:40

...
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Aug 11th 2024, 5:12:39

Originally posted by TAN:
Well I'll be damned, Red you're playing again? :D

I've been inactive lately dealing with university and a baby.


I don't know if the world is ready for a mini-TAN.

Congrats!
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Aug 8th 2024, 22:05:15

Originally posted by Coalie:
Well they were doing more than netgaining.



We were not.
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Aug 6th 2024, 6:13:21

Originally posted by Symbolic:
Originally posted by paladin:
Originally posted by Till:
Summary:

Mercenaries for Hire is declaring war on Paradigm, believing their enemy has grown complacent. They intend to remind Paradigm of their strength and skill through a swift and strategic campaign. The message emphasizes the false security Paradigm has felt and the ferocity of the Mercenaries' united force. A special mention is made to a rival, Detmer, mocking past attempts to outsmart the Mercenaries. The message ends by rallying the members around values of loyalty, courage, and camaraderie, preparing them for a battle of supremacy with the promise that they will not rest until victory is achieved.

Originally posted by paladin:
Originally posted by Red X:
To all members of Mercenaries for Hire,

The time for peace has ended, and the call to arms has sounded. We, the Mercenaries for Hire, are officially declaring war on Paradigm. Our enemy has grown complacent, basking in their so-called politics, and it's time to remind them what it means to face a true adversary. As the first strike draws near, we prepare to unleash a storm that will leave Paradigm trembling.

For too long, Paradigm has enjoyed a false sense of security, lulled into thinking they are untouchable. They’ve forgotten the ferocity and cunning of Mercenaries for Hire. But we're here to remind them that true power lies not in numbers or empty boasts but in the skill, strategy, and relentless determination of a united force.

Our campaign begins with a swift and decisive strike. We will dismantle Paradigm's defenses and expose their weaknesses. Their overconfidence will be their downfall, as they face the might of our collective strength. This war isn't just a battle of forces; it's a battle of wits, and we plan to outthink, outmaneuver, and outplay them at every turn.

And now, a special message for our favorite rival, Detmer. Remember that time you tried to outsmart us? Oh, wait—nobody does, because it never happened! As we charge into this war, we'll make sure you have a front-row seat to the spectacle of your own defeat. Watching you scramble to rally your forces will be the highlight of our campaign. But don't worry, we won't make it too easy on you—we want this to be a memorable experience, after all.

As we prepare for this monumental clash, let us remember the values that unite us: loyalty, courage, and the unbreakable bond of camaraderie. Each one of us plays a vital role in this endeavor, and together, we form an unstoppable force. Our enemies will see our banners and know fear; they will hear our war cries and know despair. This is our moment to shine, to prove that Mercenaries for Hire is not just a name but a legacy of unparalleled might and glory.

So, comrades, arm yourselves and steel your hearts. The battle for supremacy begins now. Let us march forward with unyielding resolve and show Paradigm the true meaning of war. This is our declaration, our challenge, and our promise: Mercenaries for Hire will not rest until victory is ours.

Red
Mercenaries for Hire
The Infernal Elite Division Commander
Mercs.GHQNet.com


Can we get a TL;DR version of this?


Finally.

Also, nothing says "skill" and "ferocity" quite like massacring people that don't really want to fight you in the first place.

I guess it is what it is. Ya'll wanted a guaranteed win against someone close to your size, and you found it.


If I asked you guys you would of said no, Same with everyone else.


If our positions were reversed I probably would have done the same. So I don't fault you for picking us. I am, however, still butthurt over having my best finish ever ruined.

Also, you guys put out a pretty good FS. I expected us to be able to put up a decent fight, but that idea died a brutal death as soon as you killed four of us in the FS. I, #16, will probably be joining the dead within the next 24 hours. I look forward to eating a lot more nukes before then.
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Aug 6th 2024, 5:47:05

Originally posted by Till:
Summary:

Mercenaries for Hire is declaring war on Paradigm, believing their enemy has grown complacent. They intend to remind Paradigm of their strength and skill through a swift and strategic campaign. The message emphasizes the false security Paradigm has felt and the ferocity of the Mercenaries' united force. A special mention is made to a rival, Detmer, mocking past attempts to outsmart the Mercenaries. The message ends by rallying the members around values of loyalty, courage, and camaraderie, preparing them for a battle of supremacy with the promise that they will not rest until victory is achieved.

Originally posted by paladin:
Originally posted by Red X:
To all members of Mercenaries for Hire,

The time for peace has ended, and the call to arms has sounded. We, the Mercenaries for Hire, are officially declaring war on Paradigm. Our enemy has grown complacent, basking in their so-called politics, and it's time to remind them what it means to face a true adversary. As the first strike draws near, we prepare to unleash a storm that will leave Paradigm trembling.

For too long, Paradigm has enjoyed a false sense of security, lulled into thinking they are untouchable. They’ve forgotten the ferocity and cunning of Mercenaries for Hire. But we're here to remind them that true power lies not in numbers or empty boasts but in the skill, strategy, and relentless determination of a united force.

Our campaign begins with a swift and decisive strike. We will dismantle Paradigm's defenses and expose their weaknesses. Their overconfidence will be their downfall, as they face the might of our collective strength. This war isn't just a battle of forces; it's a battle of wits, and we plan to outthink, outmaneuver, and outplay them at every turn.

And now, a special message for our favorite rival, Detmer. Remember that time you tried to outsmart us? Oh, wait—nobody does, because it never happened! As we charge into this war, we'll make sure you have a front-row seat to the spectacle of your own defeat. Watching you scramble to rally your forces will be the highlight of our campaign. But don't worry, we won't make it too easy on you—we want this to be a memorable experience, after all.

As we prepare for this monumental clash, let us remember the values that unite us: loyalty, courage, and the unbreakable bond of camaraderie. Each one of us plays a vital role in this endeavor, and together, we form an unstoppable force. Our enemies will see our banners and know fear; they will hear our war cries and know despair. This is our moment to shine, to prove that Mercenaries for Hire is not just a name but a legacy of unparalleled might and glory.

So, comrades, arm yourselves and steel your hearts. The battle for supremacy begins now. Let us march forward with unyielding resolve and show Paradigm the true meaning of war. This is our declaration, our challenge, and our promise: Mercenaries for Hire will not rest until victory is ours.

Red
Mercenaries for Hire
The Infernal Elite Division Commander
Mercs.GHQNet.com


Can we get a TL;DR version of this?


Finally.

Also, nothing says "skill" and "ferocity" quite like massacring people that don't really want to fight you in the first place.

I guess it is what it is. Ya'll wanted a guaranteed win against someone close to your size, and you found it.
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Aug 5th 2024, 18:43:29

Originally posted by Red X:
To all members of Mercenaries for Hire,

The time for peace has ended, and the call to arms has sounded. We, the Mercenaries for Hire, are officially declaring war on Paradigm. Our enemy has grown complacent, basking in their so-called politics, and it's time to remind them what it means to face a true adversary. As the first strike draws near, we prepare to unleash a storm that will leave Paradigm trembling.

For too long, Paradigm has enjoyed a false sense of security, lulled into thinking they are untouchable. They’ve forgotten the ferocity and cunning of Mercenaries for Hire. But we're here to remind them that true power lies not in numbers or empty boasts but in the skill, strategy, and relentless determination of a united force.

Our campaign begins with a swift and decisive strike. We will dismantle Paradigm's defenses and expose their weaknesses. Their overconfidence will be their downfall, as they face the might of our collective strength. This war isn't just a battle of forces; it's a battle of wits, and we plan to outthink, outmaneuver, and outplay them at every turn.

And now, a special message for our favorite rival, Detmer. Remember that time you tried to outsmart us? Oh, wait—nobody does, because it never happened! As we charge into this war, we'll make sure you have a front-row seat to the spectacle of your own defeat. Watching you scramble to rally your forces will be the highlight of our campaign. But don't worry, we won't make it too easy on you—we want this to be a memorable experience, after all.

As we prepare for this monumental clash, let us remember the values that unite us: loyalty, courage, and the unbreakable bond of camaraderie. Each one of us plays a vital role in this endeavor, and together, we form an unstoppable force. Our enemies will see our banners and know fear; they will hear our war cries and know despair. This is our moment to shine, to prove that Mercenaries for Hire is not just a name but a legacy of unparalleled might and glory.

So, comrades, arm yourselves and steel your hearts. The battle for supremacy begins now. Let us march forward with unyielding resolve and show Paradigm the true meaning of war. This is our declaration, our challenge, and our promise: Mercenaries for Hire will not rest until victory is ours.

Red
Mercenaries for Hire
The Infernal Elite Division Commander
Mercs.GHQNet.com


Can we get a TL;DR version of this?
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Aug 5th 2024, 3:02:48

Originally posted by BlackHole:
Originally posted by paladin:
Well, there goes what would have been my best finish ever...



damn, that sucks. Your leadership should have got some pacts.


There is always next set. If this game has proven anything in 25+ years of existence it is that it isn't going away anytime soon.
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Aug 5th 2024, 3:01:18

Originally posted by galleri:
It's
DIAF
Damn Detmer


Leave us alone. We are old, and can't keep up with all the slang these damn kids keep creating. It was much easier when we were those damn kids.

*sits on the porch with a shotgun yelling at those damn kids to get off his lawn*

BACK IN MY DAY...
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Aug 5th 2024, 2:59:08

Originally posted by SuperFly:
Originally posted by paladin:
Well, there goes what would have been my best finish ever...


Go set your best finish at cooperation server bro. No griefers on that server. Technically you play in a team but you are on your own farming bots like a noob!



Doing things like a noob is my specialty!
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Aug 5th 2024, 2:22:50

Well, there goes what would have been my best finish ever...
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Aug 5th 2024, 2:21:15

I'm here to confirm something.
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Aug 4th 2024, 22:23:00

Originally posted by BlackHole:
Originally posted by paladin:
All hail BlackHole, High Lord of the Cesspool.



Ok, you need to show me some respect. Not doing so will absolutely get you forum banned.


You have been shown respect that is commensurate with your acomplishments. Such as they are and what their are of them.
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Aug 4th 2024, 16:57:24

All hail BlackHole, High Lord of the Cesspool.
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Aug 3rd 2024, 2:55:13

Originally posted by SakitSaPuwit:
Originally posted by paladin:
Originally posted by Requiem:
Oatmeal Raisin Cookies


Worst possible cookie. Both oatmeal and raisins suck.

Chocolate chip cookies are where it is at.

I did it all for the cookie.


Didn't we all?
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Aug 2nd 2024, 19:35:59

Originally posted by Requiem:
Oatmeal Raisin Cookies


Worst possible cookie. Both oatmeal and raisins suck.

Chocolate chip cookies are where it is at.
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Aug 2nd 2024, 16:53:36

Originally posted by Red X:
Originally posted by EmpyreanMKR:
Correct mods. Close the thread.


Don’t tell me what to do lol


But it's fun.
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Aug 1st 2024, 22:02:37

Originally posted by Coalie:
Instead of threatening physical violence on an old browser game.

I’ll leak you his country # if you are interested.

If you have a strong desire to attack him as you say, feel free to DM me for his country #.



It's tempting, but I'm afraid I have other plans at present.
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Aug 1st 2024, 22:02:01

Originally posted by BlackHole:
Originally posted by paladin:
Originally posted by BlackHole:
Originally posted by paladin:
Originally posted by BlackHole:
Also... Princess Tisya?


LOL. Just the name is annoying. Really, princess? What are you, five? Grow up. No one is going to call you princess. It's funny when little girls are like "im a little princess'. It's a lot less endearing when adults do it, weirdo.


Do you have to put effort into being an unlikeable asshole, or does it just come naturally to you?



I love that you called me an unlikeable asshole, in the thread where Tisya was being unlikeable, and that's why everyone was mean to her.


Everyone except her boyfriends, at least.


Here's the thing. Thanks to this game I've known Tisya for nearly 20 years now. In that time I have only ever known her to be a decent and likeable person.

You, on the other hand, are someone I've just barely interacted with and I already have a strong desire to knock you to the ground and give you a few swift kicks to the face.

If anyone here is a problem it isn't Tisya. It is you.



1. Who are you?




Someone that has been around here far longer then you.
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