If that's the way of things, I guess that means that I've found my peace-time missile dump.

Let's see who can make them faster!

What is peace-time?

Whenever I'm not involved in a KR.

I declare FBI winner.

Only FBI-superb, nay, sublime-in the jaws of peril FBI shows what free men can do. The service rendered by FBI to mankind is magnificent. They have exposed, for all the world to see, the military incapacity of the MKR. Many illusions about MRK have been dispelled in these few fierce weeks of fighting in the Arctic Circle. Everyone can see how Communism rots the soul of a nation; how it makes it abject and hungry in peace, and proves it base and abominable in war. We cannot tell what the fate of FBI may be, but no more mournful spectacle could be presented to what is left to civilized mankind than that this splendid Northern race should be at last worn down and reduced to servitude worse than death by the dull brutish force of overwhelming numbers. If the light of freedom which still burns so brightly in the frozen North should be finally quenched, it might well herald a return to the Dark Ages, when every vestige of human progress during two thousand years would be engulfed.

zen wanna help me entertain next reset?

You're going to have to explain where you came up with this information, because I run a fascist in the tropics. No commies for me.

epic fail...

A much better response.

<K_L> that gwagers
<K_L> you are going to have to explain
<K_L> i am not commie
<K_L> laaa dii daaa
<K_L> i am so important
<K_L> i kill you
<K_L> i have no penis
<K_L> you take me serious

HA HA. That might be the funniest thing that drunk has said in years.

Thanks grggglers!

I honestly have no idea how to respond. Too weird.

what was up with the in-tag land kill btw, that was lol.

lol zen did say they are there to entertain..

someone said it i think.

Are you guys still going on about this? How long of an attention span do you have?

I noticed SNUSNU dropped his land. So I took advantage of the situation. It's a dog eat dog world out there. Have to always step on someone to get ahead.

Completely random. But, Detmer believes in slavery and beating women.

To clarify, only slavery of women though. I'm not some sort of monster.

you told me small children as well.

Or is that where the beating comes in?

I thought that was called 'raising a child' and 'parental discipline'. Good thing social services doesn't know how I treat all the orphans I adopt...

Detmer adopts orphans? I knew the system was screwed up, but I had no idea just how much...

i get them to sell cocaine.

It's good for the economy... think about how more expensive your clothes would be otherwise...

I just wouldn't buy any.

Strangely, I think OGT's on to something. No one buys clothes=porn makers go out of business=government's happy, so's everyone else.

All the pay offs that the porn industry gives the government though....

I am not the biggest economics source for information, but I am almost positive that no spending=no money=loss of jobs=rioting=baby punching=Competition for Detmer's way of life.

If Detmer is not happy, no one shall be!

There is no fear! The government is completely in my pocket! My child laborers cook their good and clean their clothes! Without me they hungry and disheveled and unable to propagate themselves as politicians!

Yet another reason to kill Detmer's country.

You can't kill the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!

If I find that tagged "FBI," I will missile it. Make no mistake.

rofl! child labor FTW. Surprisingly accurate statements, Detmer.

No hard feelings here, if you're looking for a war you gotta find someone to war.

ZEN, mb contact me via PM?

Looks like I know what my next country is going to be!!

kwmi, I shall project manage you shortly.

I hope he asked us to burn things next...




DONT YOU HATE PANTS!

Yes, in fact I do. Very uncomfortable things.

kwmi, I'm very sorry if I start trouble next set by missiling ZEN's country, but a man has to keep his promises. Don't hate me!

I am probably going to be more upset if you DON'T missile my country.

In fact, that seems like provocation for war.

Your non-aggression will be met with aggression. Be warned!

play nice children

I'm warned.

And I'll ignore it, probably. Just so that my response to your aggression will be even more angry than it would normally be.

Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society! ....If there's ever going to be any progress-- You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. ..... A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes-- I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! --- HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

fluff YOU fluffES!!!!

that was rather random . . .

have you had your medicine yet?

I think the only medicine for what I had is a lot of water, a lot of sleep and a can of ravioli.

See, that's your problem. I get no sleep and I'm absolutely fine. Cut down on your naps and--THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!