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myerr21 Game profile

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Jul 26th 2023, 14:34:53

Its too damn bright, your power bill is going to be insane.
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braden Game profile

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Jul 26th 2023, 15:19:48

They're on solar for the carbon tax rebates.

Lord Milk Game profile

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Jul 27th 2023, 1:38:40

To maintain their mystifyingly low power bill, The Light have devised a remarkable, and somewhat peculiar, method. As inhabitants of both the physical and digital worlds, they absorb leftover energy from the untapped power of imagination. Through a series of arcane rituals and enchantments, they convert the dreams and daydreams of countless players into pure energy, channeling it to power their magnificent luminous sanctuary.

The process is as whimsical as it is magical. Every night, The Light gather around a mystical totem engraved with inscriptions from ancient texts. They close their eyes, synchronize their breathing, and focuse their minds on conjuring incredible stories and scenarios that would enchant players worldwide. As the dreams of countless individuals intermingled within the nocturnal tapestry, the energy builds up, cresting like a tidal wave.

At the precise moment of its apex, the gathering of The Light releases a burst of energy so immense that it shatters the boundaries between reality and the digital realm. This transcendent energy surges through the underground crystal pathways of their lair, infusing every Light with unrivaled power and sustaining their continued growth on Earthempires.com.

Their reimagined tale will spread far and wide, capturing the hearts and minds of players, whose shared dreams will become an abundant reservoir of energy for The Light. And, much to the bewilderment of mortals, their power bill will remain suspiciously low, while their online presence blazes with radiant splendor.

The tale of The Light and their astonishingly low power bill shall remain etched in the forums, fascinating generations to come with their extraordinary abilities and the arcane wonders they wrought upon the digital landscape.
“Light must come from inside. You cannot ask the darkness to leave; you must turn on the light.”
WE ARE THE LIGHT!

DerrickICN Game profile

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Jul 27th 2023, 5:59:47

God I hope ChatGPT generated that response. Otherwise, there's simply not enough jokes about having sex with farm animals to hold my attention. Someone at least needs to penetrate a single sheep to turn a generator or something at some point, right?

KSFRekuyukai Game profile

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263

Jul 27th 2023, 12:55:07

Nah we just furiously rub the sheep till electricity pops out.

SmokeyPond Game profile

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Jul 27th 2023, 20:22:29

That is not the only thing we rub!!!