May 16th 2017, 11:08:41
oh no i will smoke opium. you put me in 1890s british hong kong? i give me fewer than eight hours before i'm dead.
if i were to leave the first world in twenty seventeen i give it maybe thirty six hours before i'm macheted to death.
but i'd be arrested on the plane and never actually pass customs into the third world. i can't behave myself here, let alone stuck in a fuselage at thirty thousand feet over undrinkable water?
yea because i'm not going to smoke. have you met me?