May 24th 2010, 9:49:46
jiff - you can quit with the private messages. I tried to help ya, but you're on your own now. I don't take well to being called a liar by people too dumb to realize I'm trying to help save them from making a fool of themselves.
lemme give you one last nudge in the right direction anyways though, just in the interest of getting a good troll in....
1. Because it's the fluffing internet you dumb fluff - lots of people use common phrases like "pank noob"...especially around you, apparently. It's virtually impossible to dissect sentence structure, intonation, inflection, and intent over a text reliant medium. Unless you're a language major, which I hope to go for the sake of your alma matter you're not, you're making an assumption based on a desire to see something that's just not really there.
2. You are a pank, and you are a noob - both seem appropriate to me. Not sure how you think this phrase is singular to DH. That phrase has been used across the internet for more than a decade - the two terms produce MILLIONS of google results......most of which don't seem to have deerhunter's name on them (I looked at each and every one to be sure).
3. or C. you need to get back on your paranoia meds...no.....really....I mean it.
4. I have none you dumb fluff - I'd think you'd at least be smart enough to recognize that much. In case you haven't noticed, I don't care much for DH either
5. There is a factual way to figure it out, but honestly, I ain't gonna tell ya because this is getting to be much more fun to watch.
6. Because you're so freaking stupid, it's almost impossible NOT to mess with you, apparently.
7. Paranoid much? Look out! It's the JFK assassin aliens in the bushes behind you!
Seriously mate....quit while you're ahead. you've already made yourself look like a complete tool with all this stupidity, do you really want to keep ticking more people off? Do a little research before your next post, maybe....reality is at your fingertips, if you just try to reach for it again.
