Hi, my name is Suicidal, I am here to provide a few pointers:

If you feel the need to blow yourself up, then do it in a secluded place, do it in a place where no one else is around. To kill anyone else in the act of blowing yourself up would be a Suicidal fail. It would then be homicide and thus a major Suicidal foul.

If you feel the need to harm innocent women and children, then immediately find a place where you can be alone and perform the Suicidal act. You would be a hero to society.

Everyone, at some point in their life, will contemplate the act of Suicide. So, if you are having a bad day, or going through a rough period in life, stick around. To actually contemplate Suicide means you have hit rock bottom. A good time to stick around. It can only get better from there.

~Suicidal~