Apr 23rd 2014, 15:51:52
let me get this straight.. so i:
* am a 64 year old with no life (except maybe those 64 years of it)
* spends 98% of my time in forums (making 29 minutes for sleeping, eating, fluffting, schooling, and everything else.. that pretty awesome, you must think really highly of me to be able to perform such a feat!)
* am 300 lbs
* have a box of twinkies (omg, i wouldnt be eating these, i'd be selling them cuz they don't make them no more.. i guess that can pay for my living since i spend 23.52 hours on the forums, and servants and everything)
* have a short 2 inch penis that i can grow at will (another superhuman feat!)
* live in my mother's basement (hard to find a basement in these parts, but okay.. that would make my mom 101! which would be great if she lives that long, God bless her soul)
* mooches off my mother (wait.. like on top of those million dollar antique twinkies that i've got?)
It makes it even clearer to me that you are:
* a kid
* not a girl
* have some imagination/logical issues, cuz none of this connects or make any sense
* not going to destroy my country, cuz you don't have what it takes. =)